What religion is your cat?

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Probably a Felinetologist, they get all touchy when you ask them about religion.

Pusstetant, probably. Or perhaps buddhissed. Or possibly, Cat-holic?

Is she a Persian? You've got to be careful with the Shi'ites, they've got weapons of mouse destruction.

Your cat actually looks like a Catanist... or maybe even a Catheist, who knows?

Meowrman?

Looks more like a Catstafarian to me.

She's a Meiowist.

Agnosticat: not knowing when the Master will return

If she likes kittens, she might be a Mew-nitarian. Smaller kittens? A Mew-slim.

If she gets angry when her tail is stepped upon, she's Boot-hissed.

When she was younger she was a Jehovah's Kitteness.